Well, we had our first Christmas of the season and like any family gathering with extended family there are the normal conversations and family members who are a big hit. Normally it’s the Uncle who’s a little off or has different humor. Well for my Nephew Justin he has a whole family of these uncles, between my Brothers in-laws David, Chuck, myself and his own father. But today was Uncle Chuck’s time to shine, so please enjoy the following joke courtesy of Uncle Chuck.
****Note**** I am trying to tell this from memory and it will lose something in the translation, but what the hell here we go.
There is a class room full of kids and the teacher calls a little girl up to the black board to draw a picture and the little girl draws this:
She says it’s the ocean and goes and sits down. The teacher says what a good job it is and calls a little boy up to draw something. He goes up to the black board and draws:
It’s a mountain to climb up and see the ocean. Very good the teacher says and she calls the next little girl up to draw something on the board.
The little girl saw that mountains have snow on the top. The teacher tells her what a good job she did and calls the next little boy up to the board to continue the picture.
The little boy said that above the mountains, there is the sun and the sun shines bright on everything below. The teacher says that’s true and it a very good sun. Now she is down to her last student, Dirty Little Johnny. The teacher calls Dirty Little Johnny to the board and he goes up and draws this:
The teacher stares at it for a minute and then asks Dirty Little Johnny what he drew and he replies, “That’s my Daddy looking for the soap he dropped in the bathtub”
I know, that’s a classic. Thank you Uncle Chuck!!!
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